The Cheese Stands Alone
My name is Claire and the voices tell me I'm nerdy. Basically just an idiosyncratic curly haired gryffindor mad confused teenage space lump time traveler. What could be more appealing?


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sassypotter:

allabitofablur:

ellanarosetw:

theladymonsters:

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

make a movie.

the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things

Cast Amy Poehler

1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 390,856 notes

#I JUST FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS SOMETHING ROSE WOULD PLAUSIBLY SAY TO HIM

1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 164,005 notes

angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 201,296 notes

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

littlemissmatched:

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

ludfin:

batsbatsbats

I SCREAMED IM SO HAPPY

Bats are like puppies with wings. I can’t even.

omg look at this baby in the last one <3

1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 326,891 notes

Male Legislators who think Birth Control pills only serve as contraceptives and are unnecessary:

thegirlwiththeleadarrow:

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1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 18,304 notes

ohmalley-thealliecat:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

lunar-bunnie:

my

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist

That’s the antagonists you moron

1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 22,781 notes

a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts

albus severus: dear mum and dad
albus severus: i was in the library today
albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
albus severus: and i would just like to say
albus severus: are you fucking serious
albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
albus severus: just literally anything else please
albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
albus severus: bloody hell
albus severus: yours sincerely,
albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit
1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 45,531 notes
plays

guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 19,906 notes

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 418,534 notes

quillpaw:

a person with mind-manipulation powers who uses them mostly to have large groups of strangers perform musical numbers in the street with them

1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 65,165 notes

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

2 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 423,303 notes
iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

2 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 86,560 notes

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

2 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 386,938 notes
castiel-knight-of-hell:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.



of course it happened in Winchester

castiel-knight-of-hell:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

of course it happened in Winchester

2 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 50,656 notes

fallingloki:

2 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 123,069 notes