Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
This tree makes の sense.
Are you fucking kidding me.
which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
THANK YOU JENNI HERD
still the best thing to come out of Australia
The last two are so beautiful I could just about cry.
overall looking at boys is a rly rewarding experience. talking to them, Not so much
Justin Bieber at his deposition saying he was “detrimental” to his own career when he really meant “instrumental”
if i was a ghost i would do useful things like let the cat out or take flamable things off the stove and sing to small children when they can’t sleep and terrify the fuck out of assholes hell yeah bitches. what was that? did I hear you make a derogatory remark about women? bam, your lamp is now on the floor what cha going to do punk? are you abusing that child? wambo, your walls are now bleeding motherfucker
where John has his hair all messed up
where John looks all dark and seething
where John is channeling his inner Sherlock
and he does the hair thing and the mother fricking coat flip. the coat flip and little shoulder shrug.
is it hot in here
The difference between the first shot and the last is amazing. He almost looks like a totally different person.
parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions