The Cheese Stands Alone
My name is Claire and the voices tell me I'm nerdy. Basically just an idiosyncratic curly haired gryffindor mad confused teenage space lump time traveler. What could be more appealing?


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elvendcrk:

Anaticula an-ah-TIK-yoo-la - Causes the victim’s wand to produce ducks whenever a spell is cast.

I DARE YOU TO TELL ME THAT JAMES AND SIRIUS DIDN’T USE THIS FUCKING SPELL EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY FOUGHT THE DEATH EATERS

I MEAN:

"avada kedavra!"
"oi malfoy is that a duck mate??"

4 seconds ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 59 notes

itsleightaylor:

purrevogue:

Just some of celebs talking about teen’s “disorders”. (So much more celebs talk about this but I’ve found just these photos.)

you know something is up when jaden smith is making sense

41 seconds ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 190,651 notes
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Tagged as: #about me 
notquiteluke:

this is some next level british grandma carpeting

notquiteluke:

this is some next level british grandma carpeting

9 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 111,119 notes
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lightning-st0rm:

dantesbooty:

psht…hey kid…. u wanna buy some…. baguettes

lightning-st0rm:

dantesbooty:

psht…hey kid…. u wanna buy some…. baguettes

9 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 30,258 notes

I suppose one could call it “A Gentleman’s Guide to Murder” or should I say “Love and Murder”?

9 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 318 notes

Why Guardians of the Galaxy was awesome

comicconverse:

  • wicked hella music
  • it made me cry more than once
  • "we are groot"
  • the queen of sci-fi and chris pratt
  • basically it was just a band of misfits, not heroes, saving a planet
  • tiny dancing groot
  • it never took itself too seriously, and even though it was an action movie, it was still funny and heartfelt
  • there was about 12% of a romantic subplot, but it never went very far
  • just groot in general
9 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 16,001 notes
9 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 26,282 notes

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

"Danny Pink; welcome to the secondary-male-companion-whos-name-ends-in-Y-and-is-inevitably-overlooked-in-favour-of-the-Doctor club, featuring esteemed company such as Mickey Smith and Rory Williams"

9 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 98 notes

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

9 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 33,217 notes
9 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 169,429 notes

REBLOG IF….

homogayhorse:

aganetah45:

image

REBLOG IF YOU ARE

  • gay
  • bisexual
  • trisexual
  • polysexual
  • pansexual
  • asexual
  • demisexual
  • a butch
  • a femme/lipstick lesbian
  • a bear
  • a boi
  • gender queer
  • no gender
  • third gender
  • two-spirit
  • intersex
  • transgender pre or post
  • male
  • female
  • an lgbt ally
  • straight
  • queer or questioning
  • a robot

AND FEEL THAT ANYONE CAN LOVE ANYONE

what was that last part

9 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 186,683 notes
Tagged as: #robot pride 

takeatos:

Social Anxiety test. Scores in the 41 - 50 range indicate Severe Social Anxiety.

9 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 81,801 notes